Nov 22, 2011

Tip 48-2011: Repost of Classic Turkey Tip

REPOST OF CLASSIC TIP FROM 2009:


Instead of a real estate tip, I thought it would be nice to use this week’s email to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and provide a few of the memorable calls from the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line: 

·  A novice turkey-cooking chef wanted to know if the yellow netting and wrapper around the turkey should be removed before roasting.  Envisioning a melted plastic turkey blob, the staffer responded, “Yes, unless you like white, dark or plastic,” then offered complete roasting directions.

·  White meat, anyone?  A young newlywed took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing the bird with bleach.  Afterward, she called the Talk-line to find out how to clean off the bleach.  To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey and start over!

Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!! 

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William D. Tucker, III
Tucker Griffin Barnes P.C.
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