REPOST OF CLASSIC TIP FROM 2009:
Instead of a real estate tip, I thought it would be nice to use this week’s email to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and provide a few of the memorable calls from the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line:
· A novice turkey-cooking chef wanted to know if the yellow netting and wrapper around the turkey should be removed before roasting. Envisioning a melted plastic turkey blob, the staffer responded, “Yes, unless you like white, dark or plastic,” then offered complete roasting directions.
· White meat, anyone? A young newlywed took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing the bird with bleach. Afterward, she called the Talk-line to find out how to clean off the bleach. To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey and start over!
Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!!