Jan 20, 2010

Tip 47-2009: Turkey Tips

Instead of a real estate tip, I thought it would be nice to use this week’s email to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and provide a few of the memorable calls from the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line:

· A novice turkey-cooking chef wanted to know if the yellow netting and wrapper around the turkey should be removed before roasting. Envisioning a melted plastic turkey blob, the staffer responded, “Yes, unless you like white, dark or plastic,” then offered complete roasting directions.

· White meat, anyone? A young newlywed took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing the bird with bleach. Afterward, she called the Talk-line to find out how to clean off the bleach. To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey and start over!

Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!!

Please contact me if you have any questions.

William D. Tucker, III
Tucker Griffin Barnes P.C.
Charlottesville, Virginia

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